🚪 69-DISTRICT DOOR-TO-DOOR GRINDSET

DUNGEON DOOR KNOCKER

PEST ROGUELIKE & CLANK DECKBUILDER

💾 RESUME ACTIVE CAREER

Hero: Gym Darrel | District 1 | $500 | 10 Cards

"Coffee is for closers. Spray is for legends."

DISTRICT 1 $500 ⚡ 100 ❤️ 100 🎯 0/3 DEALS

SELECT YOUR SALES CLOSER

Closer

❤️ 100/100

⏱️ 5 TURNS

Homeowner

Skepticism: 100

"What do you want?!"

🎴 0 ♻️ 0 🔥 0

HYPE 25

MULT 1.2

FORCE 30

SELECT CARDS

🎴 MY SALES ENGINE (DECK)

TOTAL CARDS

STARTER CARDS

CLOSER CARDS

TRASH POWER

💡 Engine Strategy: Crappy starter cards cannot be removed unless you play ♣ CLUBS TRASH cards or use Pawn Recycle!

✨ OPEN BOOSTER PACK

Select ANY cards you wish to draft into your permanent deck.
⚠️ ALL UNSELECTED CARDS WILL BE PERMANENTLY TRASHED / INCINERATED!

Selected to keep: 0 | Unselected to TRASH: 0

🔥 INCINERATE / TRASH A CARD

Choose a card from your current hand to PERMANENTLY PURGE from your master deck!

STREET ENCOUNTER!

"Hey there closer!"

🎰 UNDERGROUND CASINO

Balance: $500

Bet:

🔔

💎

7️⃣

🪙

🎡

💨 CLOUD RECOVERY VAPE DEN

Balance: $500

💪 IRON SHRINE FITNESS

Balance: $500

🏪 CLOSER SWAG & BOOSTER SHOP

Balance: $500

🎴 BOOSTER PACKS & CARD SERVICES

🎒 CLOSER SWAG & PERKS

🛣️ HIGHWAY TO NEXT DISTRICT

Departing District 1 → Heading to District 2!

District Deals Closed: 3

Commission Stash: $500

Deck Engine Size: 10 Cards

Progress to Floor 69: 1.4%

Homeowners in the next district will be more skeptical and have sharper objections.

🎒 CLOSER BRIEFCASE & STATS

Hero

Archetype

ACQUIRED SWAG & GYM BUFFS

🗺️ DISTRICT RADAR

📖 CLOSER HANDBOOK: GRINDSET TO 69

🎴 CLANK / DUNE DECKBUILDING ENGINE

You begin with a 10-card starter deck of awkward, low-impact cards. To survive the brutal higher districts up to Floor 69, you must build a ruthless engine:

♣ CLUBS & TRASHING: You CANNOT remove crappy cards at will! You need ♣ Clubs cards (like 6♣ Trash The Script) to permanently incinerate bad cards.
BOOSTER PACKS: When you open a booster pack, pick ANY number of cards to draft into your deck. ALL UNPICKED CARDS ARE PERMANENTLY TRASHED!

♠ BALATRO POKER COMBOS

Pitching combinations of cards unlocks massive combo multipliers:

FLUSH (3+ Same Suit): Triggers suit resonance (♠ +1.8x Mult, ♥ +45 Ego, ♦ 2x Crypto, ♣ Free Trash + 35 Shield).
STRAIGHT (3+ Sequential Ranks): +70 Bonus Hype & +1 Energy!
PAIRS & TRIPS: Multiplier boosts per matching rank!

🏃 ROAMING STREET MOBS

Watch your back! Neighborhood mobs wander the streets and will pursue you if you get close:

STREETWALKERS: Tempt you to recharge energy ($60) or test your pitch on motel pest control!
PANHANDLERS: Beg for change ($10 for insider gossip), or recruit them to scout easy doors!
HOA KARENS ON SEGWAYS: Demand solicitation permits! Bluff, flatter, or bribe them.
YARD PITBULLS: Defend front lawns! Keep beef jerky in your bag or use alpha stare.

💀 BURNED OUT!

Highest District Reached: 1

Total Sales Closed: 0

Crypto Stashed: $0